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`CLINICAL SCIENCE !
this class, in which you learn about the effectiveness of medicine and vaccines will teach you the best way to diagnose, treat, and cure symptoms of their ailment. if you are squeemish, or don't feel right testing on healthy volunteers, this isn't the class for you. but, if you're a sadistic little frigger, this is the perfect class for you. just kidding! but seriously, you will have to learn how to give shots to test subjects.
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`VETERINARY + VETERINARY TECHNOLOGY !
somewhere along the line, you've got the idea in your head that animals are just important as people. well, you'd be right! that's why we have this class. it teaches you everything you need to know about how to treat an animals ailment. from a hare(no, not the stuff on your head) to whales. you'll learn it all!
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`THERAPY + REHABILITATION !
let's say someone has mysteriously broken a limb, torn up their cartilage, and are now in recovery. no, we believe you when you say you didn't push them down those stairs, really... so this is where you come to learn how to treat those kinds of people. also known as physiotherapy; this is the class that lets you learn all the structures of the body so you can help other people with injuries get better.
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`MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY !
if you're looking for the elixir of life... you've just gotten a bit closer. this class teaches you how to prolong the life and alleviate the pain caused by a medical condition, via technological advances in society. you'll work with patients with some serious terminal illnesses, but helping them, helps the future. so, come to class to help save millions.
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`PHARMACY !
the lovely place where you come to learn all about how to make medicine! mixing, to be exact, since the medicine is already made. you'll learn how to combine different chemicals and medicines to cream powerful creams, pills, injections, and other things that people may get in the prescriptions. it also serves as an on-site pharmacy for students to come have things filled out. whether it's eczema cream, or-for the more promiscuous ladies-birth control pills, we can teach you how to make it!
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`NUTRITION STUDIES !
this course teaches you all about how to become a nutrition consultant, or dietitian. while dangerous to some, dieting can be very healthy to people suffering from obesity(over 350 pounds!), or people with certain diseases such as celiac, crohn's, or even diabetes. you learn how to help people balance their lifestyle and what they eat so they can maintain a healthy body!
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`DENTISTRY !
why you would want to stick your hands inside of anyone's mouth is beyond us; but! if you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to see someone's beautiful bicuspids, this is the course to take! it teaches you all about how to take care of teeth, and prevent erosion of enamel. plus, free oral hygiene products for life! how awesome is that?
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`INDIVIDUAL PROFESSIONS !
anything else that wasn't listed, that you've made a personal vendetta against to accomplish? never fear! individual professions is here! this is an independent-study course; though it teaches you the basics of medicine, and houses all of your exams. whether you want to be a surgeon, pediatrician, foot-doctor, face-doctor, any other kind of medical doctor title you can think of... this is where you find it.
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